November.8.2007 :: Posted By Matt Sebek @ Thursday 03:22:54 PM

Harold Snepsts joined the St. Louis Blues in 1989 and led the team in total mustache weight, and most hockey pucks taken off the noggin'. That same year, he finished with as many points (1) as third-string goaltender, Curtis Joseph.

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Curtis Joseph...played four seasons ('90-'94) with St. Louis teammate Jeff Brown - who ironically succeeded Harold Snepsts by leading the team in total "eyebrow weight".

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Jeff Brown...along with Blues teammates Bret Hedican and Nathan LaFayette were shipped to the Vancouver Canucks on April 4, 1994 in exchange for Craig Janney. That year, Brown played with NHL goal scorer, Pavel Bure.

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Pavel Bure...is the brother of lesser-known hockey player, Valeri Bure - who had a brief stint with the St. Louis Blues in 2003.

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Valeri Bure...is married to the real life DJ Tanner, Candace Cameron. Our sources tell us she gets randy when Valeri lets her call him "Steve".

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*** Extra "good behavior" Danny Tanner points awarded for not zinging a man named "Valeri"...and for avoiding the "Brendan Shanahan/Craig Janney" connection in Step 3.

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Posted By: Matt Sebek, November.8.2007 Read Matt Sebek Archives...